piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I bet he comes in French.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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