yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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My pussy is not your playground.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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