i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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