it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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