Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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