You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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