She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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