I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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