yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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