They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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