So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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