yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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