He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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