adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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