you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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