i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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