HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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