i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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