Welp...herpes.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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