all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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