Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I love you. Go after that dick
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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