she woke up with a sticky ear
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i wish my penis had a tongue
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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