i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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