Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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