You can't special order awesome
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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