So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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