It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize