Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Randomize