New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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