FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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