and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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