Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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