Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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