physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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