'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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