he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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