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"it" just moved
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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