There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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