3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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