yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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