Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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