Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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