Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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