Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I made him laugh his dick is mine
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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