Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have started to decorate penises.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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