hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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