Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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