Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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