If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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