So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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